Chorus of the Neverborn 167
Artist’s Comments: AUGH JOB APPLICATIONS ARE AWFUL AND TIME CONSUMING
Author’s Comments: Spent tonight drinking and watching cabin in the woods. It was a good night.
Artist’s Comments: AUGH JOB APPLICATIONS ARE AWFUL AND TIME CONSUMING
Author’s Comments: Spent tonight drinking and watching cabin in the woods. It was a good night.
Wow. Five? No wonder the Neverborn hate them so much…
Well, you see, if you put your quarter into the machine, turn the crank, and wait for it to finish klunking you should end up with your toy in the little hopper with the flap at the bottom of the vending machine. That only works if the machine isn’t broken, if there’s a toy ready in the machine to dispense, and if the right things klunk together in the right way so it’s not quite guaranteed that you’ll get a toy if you put in a quarter. Some people enjoy putting quarters into the machine anyway even if they’re not going to get a toy, some prefer not to get a toy from the machine and try to stop the gears from turning properly once they’ve put their quarter into the machine, or somehow stop the quarter from getting into the right part of the machine or something.
It seems like the mother and father of this happy family weren’t too particular about stopping the machine from working and it worked well enough to dispense at least five toys. I wouldn’t count on there not being a sixth toy either.