{"id":6,"date":"2009-08-15T23:20:32","date_gmt":"2009-08-16T05:20:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.neverborncomic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/cast_contessa.png"},"modified":"2009-08-15T23:20:32","modified_gmt":"2009-08-16T05:20:32","slug":"cast_contessa","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/www.neverborncomic.com\/?attachment_id=6","title":{"rendered":"The Contessa Who Wears No Shoes"},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":[],"class_list":["post-6","attachment","type-attachment","status-inherit","hentry","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-admin-2"],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/www.neverborncomic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/cast_contessa.png'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"169\" height=\"220\" src=\"https:\/\/www.neverborncomic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/cast_contessa.png\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Abyssal Day Caste<br \/>\nAge: 71<br \/>\nAge Exalted: 29<br \/>\nHeight: 5&#8217;10&#8221;<br \/>\nFavorite Color: Pink<br \/>\nFavorite Charm: Raiton&#8217;s Nimble Perch<br \/>\nLIkes: Murder, Pretending to be a statue, Leaving other people with the check.<br \/>\nDislikes: Giving hugs, the nasty suspicion that the Silver Prince has stolen her underwear again.<\/p>\n<p>The Contessa was perfectly content to serve the Silver Prince until the end of Creation until he started staring at her while she was sleeping and taking her underclothes. So, she ran off to seek her fortune, met Lance, got pregnant and decided to hate everyone.<\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>The Contessa<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/png","media_details":{"width":"169","height":"220","hwstring_small":"height='96' width='73'","file":"2009\/08\/cast_contessa.png","sizes":{"thumbnail":{"file":"cast_contessa-150x150.png","width":"150","height":"150","source_url":"https:\/\/www.neverborncomic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/cast_contessa-150x150.png"},"full":{"file":"cast_contessa.png","width":169,"height":220,"mime_type":"image\/png","source_url":"https:\/\/www.neverborncomic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/cast_contessa.png"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":""}},"post":75,"source_url":"https:\/\/www.neverborncomic.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/cast_contessa.png","filename":"cast_contessa.png","filesize":38030,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neverborncomic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neverborncomic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.neverborncomic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neverborncomic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.neverborncomic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6"}],"wp:attached-to":[{"embeddable":true,"post_type":"page","id":75,"href":"https:\/\/www.neverborncomic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}