Artist’s Comments: You’d think he’d know better than to assume she has a sense of humor.<\/p>\n
Author’s Comments: The Inspector: Mommy, mommy, tell me a joke!<\/p>\n
The Contessa:\u00a0 Why don’t you go find your father and ask him?<\/p>\n
Inspector: Can’t, he’s drunk.<\/p>\n
Contessa: Sigh.\u00a0 Fine.\u00a0\u00a0 How did the dead woodchuck cross the road?<\/p>\n
Inspector: I don’t know, how?<\/p>\n
Contessa: It doesn’t matter.\u00a0 Jokes are foolish, go to sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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