(crotchety Old Realm voice) “You kids today don’t know how good you have it. Back in my day, we had to fight incomprehensible, unkillable, nigh-omnipotent titans that made Cthulhu look like a sea slug, we died horribly an average of every two weeks and then had to reincarnate and jump back into fighting, time and causality had no meaning because every other mook could punch you into last week or had a gun that shot your parents before you were born, and everywhere we walked was uphill and difficult terrain, but you didn’t hear us complaining about it.” (/crotchety Old Realm voice)
(crotchety Old Realm voice) “You kids today don’t know how good you have it. Back in my day, we had to fight incomprehensible, unkillable, nigh-omnipotent titans that made Cthulhu look like a sea slug, we died horribly an average of every two weeks and then had to reincarnate and jump back into fighting, time and causality had no meaning because every other mook could punch you into last week or had a gun that shot your parents before you were born, and everywhere we walked was uphill and difficult terrain, but you didn’t hear us complaining about it.” (/crotchety Old Realm voice)